Editor’s Note:
This lighthearted piece has been shared among expatriate communities for many years and remains a favorite because its gentle humor captures many of the universal experiences of living abroad. While written in a playful, tongue-in-cheek style, its message about humility, adaptability, and respect is as relevant for today’s expatriates as ever.
- Thou shalt not expect to find things as thou hast them at home, for verily thou hast left home to explore different things.
- Thou shalt not take anything too seriously, for a carefree mind is essential for a healthy body.
- Thou shalt not let other expats get upon thy nerves, for one or both of you art likely to be transferred soon anyway.
- Thou shalt refrain from acting exceedingly high and mighty, for thou art the same person thou wert before thou hadst maids and drivers.
- Thou shalt not buy everything thou seest, for thou already hast a house full of things stored in thy home country.
- Thou shalt not sit around and mope and feel unwanted or unskilled, for there are many people and organizations who would be grateful for thy donations of time and energy.
- Thou shalt not worry, for he that worrieth hath no pleasure.
- When in Rome, thou shalt be prepared to do somewhat as the Romans do.
- Thou shalt not judge the people of a country by the one person who has given thee trouble.
- Remember that thou art a guest in a foreign land, and he who treateth his host with respect shall be honored.
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